Announcing the restoration and resurrection of the one of a kind, top of the mountain, King of the Hill, numero uno, blue ribbon around the neck, crème of the top dance association; the United States Showcase and Dance Challenge. Yes that’s right folks back by popular demand the Dance Association that quite literally changed the entire dance industry. Why folks we even brought dance teachers out of retirement to participate in the one and only win, win, win, deal in the business. That’s right the students loved us, the teachers and coaches loved us, the judges loved us, why even our competitors loved to talk about us. At one point we even loved each other. I hope you all enjoy our enthusiasm. We are so happy to make this announcement we could almost bust out laughing. We are literally holding ourselves with both hands to prevent our excitement from blowing you off of your feet.
If you are tired of attending dance events with overblown blow bags that ruin your fun. If you are tired of the political atmosphere that is based on whose butt you have to kiss in order to get some service. If you are too old to play children’s games. If you are embarrassed that your students have to see the dog regurgitation in the middle of the ballroom at most every event you attend then brothers and sisters you have come to the right place. We are definitely, absolutely, positively not about all of that. In fact we have taken the utmost pains taken measures to insure ourselves that we will never, ever, never ever never be seen in private or in public with that wart on our asses again. We are finally, because to our due diligence and hard work and all around general good luck going back to doing it the way we know works and promise to never forget that lesson again. So all you people that quit before we wised up, guess what? You get a fresh start. All of you people that are beat down by the stupid politics guess what? You can come home now. That’s right folks no fees, no silly childish games, no events with 200 or less entries. Just plain old no hassle, warm and friendly dance events. Your students will love you, the teachers and coaches will love you, the judges will love you, even the competition will still love to talk about you every single chance they get but we’ll leave the tabloids to them because we’ll be much too busy making money. Hand over fist, fist over hand so much even in this economy the Rockefellers will stand up and take notice. We won’t have to lie, we want have to cheat, and no folks we won’t even have to steal because we know what we’re doing and we are going to share the wealth with each one of you. Life is short. Do not settle for less than what your students deserve. Your students deserve the best that you can offer them. Do not saddle yourselves with a cheap counterfeit. Brothers and sisters this is where it all started. This is where it was all good. This was our home.
The USSDC, nuff said!
Ted Sowder, member
http://www.abdclub.com/USSDC.htm
